Jaguars new stadium seems just like the USS Enterprise and a intercourse toy had a child

The Jacksonville Jaguars need to boldly go the place no staff has gone earlier than with renderings of their proposed new stadium.

A literal chrome dome, this futuristic design for brand spanking new stadium may be very harking back to The Bean in Chicago, albeit extra streamlined for area flight or … different issues.

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Don’t get me mistaken, I don’t inherently hate the thought of a futuristic design — however I don’t suppose anybody actually thought by way of the chrome. It seems superior in design mock-ups, certain, however what occurs after 72 hours of this factor present? The stadium is actually on the waterfront. What is that this going to appear like coated in seagull poop and fingerprints?

Do they simply plan to hose it down each morning with a helicopter used to struggle fires? There must be a cleansing plan for all this, in any other case it’s simply going to appear like a poop-encrusted fingerprint magnet that followers spew out of on the finish of a sport.

Coincidentally, “poop-encrusted fingerprint magnet” USED to be a suitable nickname for the Jaguars, however they’re good now! So, go away the previous up to now — hold this design, simply replace the supplies.